Discussion of benefits of disinfectant/straw combination in averting national catastrophe.

Somebody was politically incorrect when discussing female sailors and reserves of strength (pot calling kettle blacksville!).

Stilton and Apple sandwiches with brown (granary?) bread party 54,362 votes, other parties 3 votes in total (postal votes, with newfangled self-adhesive cross, yet to arrive).

Radar assisted collision with urinal narrowly averted.

No little red coupe available for drooling over, as other means of transport thoughtfully provided. (Me too, oh and me too!) (Great, isn't it?)

Ultrasonic mole scarers fortunately absent.

Tell me about radar, radar tuning, collision regulations, superb accuracy of electronic charts with gps, cheapest way to publish rivals to the encyclopedia brittanica, benefits of knowing HW Dover to + - 12hrs with a following wind in 7 year's time, again - don't think I got it first time round.

Finally, Stan decided enough was enough, voted himself on the committee, got himself elected as chairperson (didn't fall into that sexist trap twice in one lunchtime!) and declared the meeting NOT A MEETING.

So we all went home ....