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If
I take a string of pearls back for the missus, I reckon she'll let me come
again, don't you? |
If
I'll
help you just this once, but you've gotta let me have the edible bits.
(Note
from SHIP'S TREASURER on a mission:
In
Treguier, oysters were 9.05 euros for 2 dozen, I tell yer, TWO DOZEN.
That's about 6.60 GBP. So the real thing cost about 28
pence each. WHEREAS the UK
restaurant price for cheap imitations is 1.50
GBP PER OYSTER !!!! Webmaster, any
more exclamation marks?
Well
we're nearly out but I can spare you a few more:
!
! ! ! ! !
Thanks.)
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Did
someone mention edible bits? Oysters? Frank Skinner says it's like eating
snot off a tortoise! |
Nearly
ready. Don't like the look of that punk seagull though....... |
I
don't care how deprived you are - you can just give that oyster back. And,
yes, I was staring at your safety pin. Wanna make something of it? Now just bugger off
.....
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That's
not like you Tony. Thought you were an animal lover. Oh sorry, complete
misunderstanding. So the 'animal' is an adjective? Right, got yer ...
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Yet another hearty meal fit for a
seagull. But didn't we catch and cook TEN mackerel
...........?
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This
space is deliberately left empty so you can mentally compose yourself for
the three remaining images. |
Well we've managed to buy some G&T
not past its sell-by date. We've all had a taste to be sure. As you can't
be too careful, we've all had several tastes of most of the dozen or so
bottles purchased. And now it's time to check which of these two ways of
wearing Tony's hat suits me best. Is it the more usual front to back way?
Or could it be ......
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.... the slightly more jaunty side to
side way? Look, this is important. Could you all concentrate and stop
falling about? I don't know. You try to be civil and they're more
interested in the remnants of the G&T than in advising someone with
not much fashion sense .....
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Meanwhile,
the only one who was paying attention now regrets it, having
experienced the effects of such laughter on jaw integrity.
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